Event - This is why we can't have nice Jaws

Well, i can make another one provided we have the recipe and material..

Although there doesnt seem to have a workshop around here. So i cant make you one, sadly.

Not to mention the material can only be acquired from a boss that i wont encounter again.

So yup, the only one in the entire world indeed. [Smiles proudly of her masterpiece.]

[Hear that! it's a rare item! treasure! He looooves rare treasure.]

"Yes, I can understand that kind of proud feeling."

[He chuckles.]

"You know, I am interested in having this as my collection"

[There are legendary swords, armor, medals, shield he has. about 2 millions and more. But greedy is greedy.]

Hmm.. It's a dilemma.. I need to have a rapier to protect myself.

Plus other weapons may not have the same status boost...
even though the shape will be the same when I transformed *speaks softly

What did you have to offer to me ?

[Aha. a trade?]

"Well...it's actually a secret, but.."

[Gil scratches his cheek, pretending to be innocent. But then his eyes glares in red, and as he raises his hand, you can see some portals appear from thin air, and there are lots of swords emerging from it. It looks like they're ready to be fired, but Gil never intend that.]

"I have this many if you want a trade. Hmm..these are the low ranked ones, though. Does King Cormac VI sword's interest you? or maybe Kaiser X's? or.."

Where do I see the status again? ^^;

Thats an amazing storehouse you've got there. Interesting...*admires them*

If you.really like it you can hold on it for a while... I've never seen a high level monster in this place anyway.

When danger comes, do return it to me though.

[Ooh. It's that smooth.]

"Thanks, Missy~"

[He opens another portal of thin air and sucks the rapier in.]

"Though about danger, I probably can offer myself to be your Servant. How does it sounds, having personal bodyguard?"

[He gives another wink. Of course, he is not serious. Only those who can provide the pact could make him]

N-no, I dont take servants. Besides, i'm capable of protecting myself good enough.

Let's just tag along till we're safe and sound.

Anyway, can I have another drink? I'm still thirsty

"Alright then~ since you're amusing. Hehe"

[Gil raises hand in agreement. He then opens another portal and let a classy wine bottle out. He does not realize it is wine, though.]

"There you go"

T-thank you. I don't normally ask favors so be grateful I ask you one.

*Takes it all in a single gulp*

It.. gets a bit warm in here?

[Face reddens]

Perhaps getting to a beach area after a frozen hill is too much even for a Goddess like me...

[Gil blinks for a moment. Weird. That is not suppose to be effect of Energy Drink. Then, he quickly checks up.]

"Ah, pardon me. I was making mistake"

[He watches as the girl get drunk. Somehow he is getting worried.]

"Miss..Noire? Are you alright? How do you feel?"

I am fine... Really..

Lady Black Heart wont get drunk from drinking like that...

It's just a little hot in here.. It's the manufacturer's fault for removing the cooling unit! [Refer to ps3 slim's small size of cooling fan]

"You're sure looking drunk for not-a-drunken one,"

[But she said that it is getting hotter.]

"I can get something to help you"

[He opens the portal again. Yes, do this often and he'd become Doraemon soon.]

"Here, a fan. Owned previously by Cleopatra if you know her"

"Thank you...

But i am not drunk! *fans on myself*"

As my face reddens, I said im thirsty.

And drinks the entire wine from the bottle.

"Ah...it's Viking wine. If you drink it too much you might faint"

[But it is useless saying this as she drinks, right?]

As i said, a Goddess wont faint with this...

I'll just get... Drunk.

D-did i just said I am drunk? N-no, im not!

[Apparently the drunk covers the blush she made.]

Now where will we go? ...

"I'd suggest you to sleep since..well"

[looks around and find some mermans again. Tch.]

"But this is not a nice sleeping place"

Well... Give my sword back and i'll fight them...

Then we can sleep here, right?

[Apparently her brain cant think clearly. Cant be helped]

"If I were not as smart as I am, I would take that as some kind of naughty invitation, miss"

[He gives her rapier back.]

"Watch out it is behind you"

[He points at a merman who is currently ambushing Noire]

Im not inviting you to do anything, perverted young man..

[Hits the merman for critical damage]

As i said, i am a little sleepy! And you won't leave me alone, right? And so, I uses the word "we"..

B-baka >\\\<

"You're still cute even if you're brutally hitting merman and lash out tsun traits"

[He laughs, teasing her. While, he is sitting and fans himself with the fan you previously used.

damn, she is amusing. Reminds him a bit of that old-hag Tohsaka.]

O..of course! I only do everything after all!

Wait, who're you calling a tsundere! >\\<

Let's get going to some place safer then... Im.. tired..

"Okay then~ If you need something I can provide everything for you!"

[He literally means it. His gate of babylon contains much.]

Just... Give me a nice tent and bed... *yawns

A Goddess need her beauty sleep, n-not that because of the wine or anything.

[Apparently either she isnt used to get close to males, or it is because Gil is considerably young, or it is because she trusted him, that she lets her guard down.]

"I still think you cannot sleep here. How about if I take you to somewhere more comfortable?"

[Eh...don't worry he has no ugly or naughty intention. It is just building tent here while there are a lot of sharks and the water level is high is absurd. Slowly he embraces her before she gets to fall.]

That's a good idea... I'll be in your care.

[The drowsiness takes the better of her as she finally falls]