Hero Squad HQ

[Character]: Hero Squad members, you know who you are. Oh, but anyone is welcome to join as long as you have a hot, burning, passion to protecting the weak against injustice even if there really isn't much of a threat at all!
[What]: Patty and group of other people settling in a nice cozy hut after a certain FREEZING event.
[When]: after Frozen event in which did all the snow melt?

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[Patty was settling down in a nice cozy chair with a blanket on top of her inside the hut. There was a fire place so it was nice and warm nanoja.]

"Uwahh~~~ this is~ the life nanoja~~. Patty could just lay here forever. Its so nice.~"

[She looked like an old lady going through her retirement phase.]

[Hopefully you don't mind, but when Dino incognito-ing for a while he found a beaten up guy laying on the ground as if he was almost dying]

"Heyya Miss pirate! Can we take care of this guy? he looks awful"

[He enters as he drag the blond guy with katana]

[Yup. it is this guy. he was just being saved but still incapacitated. Thanks to someone who can shoot arrows of weapons.]

"Sure~~ just throw him right there nano--...~"

[Patty turns her head to look and well, quickly jumps out of her chair]

"Oh!! Patty knows that guy! Its--!" [She never did get his name now did she?] "--HIM! The gender-bent Rita-sis! ...Only 100% more aggressive and insane nanoja!"

[Eh, he doesn't look like he's doing too good now]

"Eh, what happened to him? Did he pick a fight with the wrong crowd or something nanoja?"

[Would it be a good idea to poke at him to see if he's alive?]

"Eh, you know him? That makes this easier!"

[So..he just throw him off like that and let Patty pokes him]

"Looks alive to me. Perhaps he just faced some monstorous beast?"

[FVVK YOU TWO BLOND AIRHEADS.]

"What's with the noise around here? Since when is this place a lost and found for people anyway?"

[Noire was awake by the ridiculous noise the two of them made.. and since she was having a lovey dovey dream with Neptune, interrupting it makes her mood to be terrible.]

Now this is why I hate party members! Ah, mou >.<

[Shiori looks at the body and remembers something]

"He's the guy who attacked that tree i was in! He's such a meanie to me but then we gotta help him."

[Shiori thinks about a class she had.]

"So we have to embalm him in some oil? Then we wrap him up in a bunch of bandages lined horizontally that covers his whole body and we let him rest for bit."

[Patty thinks. She'll look around in search of oil. Oh! There's something. She picks up LEFT OVER COOKING.]

"How bout this oil nanoja? Will this do?"

"If you are talking about Bandages, I think the bathroom has some tissue papers left.

After finishing her angry rant, Noire joins the group activity sarcastically. Not that a tsundere's mood can be calmed easily, right?

"Now, now we have to really take care of him. First we have to treat the inflamming wound with...something cold"

[The big guys talks here. ehh except that he forgot there is no snow anymore at all.]

"Something cold nanoja..."

[back to thinking mode nanoja]

"Oh! Maybe there's still some snow left outside?? There's no way it would ALL have melt so fast nanoja."

[Shiori thinks more]

"Oh you can always put the oil on after, And there's probably snow under a tree or in a area with not so much sunlight."

Or at least the Lake will still be cold. Just throw.him in.

[Still replying sarcastically]

"Aiya I think it would be no good for the ecosystem..?"

[Dino sweat drops.]

"What if we need to drink from the lake someday?"

[Shiori sweat drops also]

"Throwing him the lake will certainly wake him up nanoja."

[However...]

"But that's our source of clean water !! We need preserve it nanoja! D:"

[We can't have this smelly guy tainting our precious clean water!]

Or at least splash the water on him.

That's environmental friendly.

As if i can treat someone who disturb my yurilici- , I mean nice dream , nicely..

[Oh yes, you're right. Her mood isnt getting better at all].

"Yes yes. It would be bad if he has disease and it would spread to us"

[We would become niisan obsessed.ugly]

"Noire has a point, even if she seems to be in bad mood"

[Pats her head.]

"Let's bandaged him up first to stop the bleeding nanoja!"

[She'll go get the toilet papers and runs back. Then starts to bandaging Mr. Tsun-niisan starting from the leg. However, she's bandaging his legs together. All the way to his waist. Goodbye toilet paper. This will take a WHOLE lot to stick.]

[Shiori starts from the head and goes down to the waist, More toilet paper used! And at the end Shiori pokes the body with a stick to make sure he's alive.]

"Alright this should stabilize him for now."

W-why are you suddenly patting my head? Just because we.are.party members doesn't mean you can treat a Goddess like that! *blushes angrily

A-anyway i saw some buckets on the storehouse. Let's use it to take the cold water and splash it to this ... Being.

*Then i can sleep and continue my dream.*

[I CANNOT BREATH ASFJGJGKRJDBDJEJ.]

[FLAIL.FLAIL.]

"Hahahaha okay miss Goddess. My pardon"


[Looks at Jin.]

"WOW. Seems he started to get sober"

"Oh he's moving!"

[Shiori pokes out a hole for the nose, But due to Jin's moving about, She hits Jin in the mouth with the stick. But hey he can breathe now.]